So I was talking to my friend Keith about our myspace tomfoolery, and he saw that I listed myself as a Buddhist in my profile. He asked me if I was practising, to which I replied that I should probably start going to a temple to get my head straightened out. Then he says “does it kind of suck that the most famous buddist in the US is Richard Gere?” to which I replied “yeah.”

Then it came to me.

Richard Gere is also the most famous gerbil.

Fuck, I may have ask to take the day off.