So I tell the Cerritos Center for the Performing Arts security guard to take a very shaky, out of focus picture of me and my NYC- based, college-era best buddy (who will remain anonymous) after the Afro-Latin Jazz concert. After telling him that he was pointing the camera the wrong way, I instruct him to “make sure [he] take[s] the picture while I’m scratching my nose.”

At least YOU look good, my NYC- based, college-era best buddy.