I Guess You had To Be There

So, yesterday, Dolder sends me this pic -

cocainekatemoss (85k image)

And like 20 minutes ago, my friend Michael sends me this email:

Moss Snaps After Cocaine Claims

Kate Moss responded with anger when confronted about photographs appearing to show her snorting cocaine. A British newspaper yesterday published snaps of the supermodel purportedly taking the hard drug in a recording studio with her singer boyfriend Pete Doherty’s band Babyshambles. But when the Daily Mirror approached the couple in New York, she told reporters to “fuck off”.

She said, “I don’t want to know. Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off! Just fuck off.” According to the Daily Mirror, the pictures show Moss chopping the white powder into lines with a credit card and snorting it through a rolled up £5 note. Meanwhile, the model’s father Peter insists he’s “not surprised” if the allegations are true. When approached by the newspaper yesterday, he said, “It doesn’t surprise me. I don’t know if it’s true. It’s only what you print.”

So my question is: Are my friends telling me I should kick my coke habit?

2 Responses to “I Guess You had To Be There”

  • jmd says:

    not so much "kick" the coke habit as "amp it up" before yet another skinny white broad has to show you how it’s done.

  • emsee says:

    since you essentially weigh the same as kate moss, i just assumed you were knee deep in the cola as well…

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