. . . was like sooo awesome. I got to see this one for free at Paramount Studios. With free beer. And free cookies. And the most comfortable seats ever.

Yes, I do feel guilty about it, being as there’s a strike and all. But seriously, Cloverfield is fucking awesome and if you can’t handle the shaky-cam and it’s spectacular effects, then you and your skirt can waltz over to 27 Dresses, matinee, pussy.